The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.
I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit
basically saying what we’re all thinking
All the awards to Adam Hills.
is this british john stewart?
He’s actually Australia
This this this.
Josh on becoming a dad:
"So excited! I’m so excited. A little nervous, but like excited, I can’t wait to meet it. I thought, the other day I thought, you know, I’m not scared, you know, I don’t feel scared, I don’t feel anxious or anything.We were doing up, you know, the nursery, and putting things in, and I was measuring where this mobile was going to go for the crib (…) It’s got whales on it, you know the thing that hangs over the crib that babies look at. They’re called mobiles, I think. And I’m measuring it out and I’m like "maybe it should go an inch here or maybe an inch here or maybe an inch here and it’s not quite right, it’s not the right distance here" and I started going crazy and I went "Ah, here it is." There’s the anxious thing, yeah.
All of my inadequacies as a parent were going to be, you know, all made
up for with the perfect hanging mobile over the crib. (…)
I just hope I don’t screw it up, you know. I just hope I don’t screw it up. I know we’re going to mess up and that’s just the way it goes, but I just hope I don’t mess it up too bad.”
Disney Princesses + Wedding
Anna and Kristoff have the best xD
My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.
interracial couples are always cute
Oh my god that is so precious.
KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.
I’m sorry but